Monday, September 30, 2013

Epic Battle of Epicness: Round 1: Metropolis: Willow Rosenberg v Harry Harry Potter


Name: Willow Rosenberg
A.K.A.: -
Hometown: Sunnydale, CA
Known For: Being a great BFF
Strength: Big Magicks
Weakness: Big Magicks
Wins: - 

VS


Name: Harry Potter
A.K.A.: The Boy Who Lived
Hometown: Little Whinging
Known For: Breaking the rules and having a lightening bolt shaped scar
Strength: Never giving up
Weakness: Abusing his friends
Wins: - 

Magic versus Magick! If this were a fight to the death, Willow would win hands down - she would become evil and win. But considering that Harry just can't seem to die, she might have some trouble. Though, I'm sure that not even the boy who lived could survive loosing all of his skin (though season 9 of Buffy does disprove Warren's death). But if Willow doesn't go all dark, Harry would stand a much better chance. He would be able to outmaneuver her as he is less afraid to use dark magic. Now their epicness... Harry's life started a second wizarding war and twice brought the downfall of the Dark Lord. Willow, stood on the sidelines a lot , became evil, then stayed on the sidelines again. 

Conclusion: Willow Rosenberg v Harry Potter



Monday, September 23, 2013

Epic Battle of Epicness: Round 1: Magic Kingdom: Sailor Moon v Rory Gilmore


Name: Sailor Moon
A.K.A.: Tsukino Usagi, Serena, or Bunny
Hometown: Juban, Tokyo, Japan
Known For: Fighting evil by moonlight
Strength: Never giving up on her friend
Weakness: Crying
Wins: - 

VS



Name: Rory Gilmore
A.K.A.: Lorelai
Hometown: Stars Hallow, Conn.
Known For: Reading a lot of books
Strength: Being really smart
Weakness: Making bad decisions (especially about love)
Wins: - 

Sailor Moon survives and thrives by believing in the power of herself and her friends, but mostly it is her love for the planet Earth and its main protector: Tuxedo Mask. She is lazy and always hungry but when push comes to shove she will lay the smack down on the monster and protect the world. Rory may not have super powers, but she is wicked smart. She uses her intelligence to help her mother (who herself is in an arrested development) solve her love and financial problems, while continuing to ruin her own. Sailor Moon is way more epic in her ability to forgive.

Conclusion: Sailor Moon v Rory Gilmore



Monday, September 16, 2013

Epic Battle of Epicness: Round 1: Bayside: Barney Stinson v The Tenth Doctor


Name: Barney Stinson
A.K.A.: -
Hometown: New York, NY
Known For: Legen... wait for it, dairy
Strength: Looks good in suits. Will seduce your sister.
Weakness: Monogamy
Wins: - 

VS



Name: The Doctor
A.K.A.: The Tenth Doctor
Hometown: Gallifray
Known For: Running through time
Strength: Looking good in suits. Will seduce your Rose.
Weakness: Get's killed often
Wins: - 

Okay, so this round has seemed to turn into a round of who wore it best (a.k.a. who do I find more attractive). Both can rock a suit, both have hair that you want to run your hand through. Both are awesome! But who is more epic? Barney may have banged his way through the Upper West Side; but 10 has taken his Rose across time and space. But when push comes to shove, 10 would win my heart with his British accent. 

Conclusion: Barney Stinson v. The Tenth Doctor




Monday, September 9, 2013

Epic Battle of Epicness: Round 1: Hogwarts: Ariel v Hermione Granger



Name: Ariel
A.K.A.: The Little Mermaid
Hometown: Atlantica
Known For: Giving up everything to be with a man
Strength: Body Language
Weakness: Falling for traps
Wins: - 

VS



Name: Hermione Granger
A.K.A.:
Hometown: Outside London
Known For: Being brainy and helping Harry Potter defeat Voldemort
Strength: Solving Problems and determination
Weakness: Gingers
Wins: - 

Childhood nostalgia aside, Ariel is awesome. She is so determined to get what she wants she is willing to throw away her entire life to get it. However, that is also her downfall, she is SO willing to give up her entire life for a man she doesn't even know, that she uses a "sea witch" (her aunt) to get it. While Hermione never turns to the dark arts to solve her problems. She never drops her friends for a boy (in fact she drops the boy for her friend). She is more powerful against the darkness and doesn't need saving. Sounds like Hermione is more epic! (That hurts right in the childhood.)

Conclusion: Ariel v Hermione Granger