Epic Battle of Epicness: Round 1: Bayside: Mickey Mouse v. Freddy Krueger

Name: Mickey Mouse A.K.A.: - Hometown: Disneyland Known For: Making millions of people happy. Strength: Being cute Weakness: Not too smart Wins: -

VS

Name: Freddy Krueger A.K.A.:  - Hometown: Springwood Known For: Killing teens in their sleep Strength: Knows your every weakness Weakness: Once you stop believing in him, he no longer has power. Wins: -

Mickey Mouse is a great character, he is happy-go-lucky and never wants to hurt anyone. He is the mascot of a multi-million dollar, international company, with the forces that come with it behind him. Freddy Krueger is the "son of a hundred maniacs" and is a child killer. His no-holds bar fighting technique guarantees that Freddy would take down the mouse in just a few seconds. But Mickey is the "final girl" and the only surviving character because of his innocence and his ability to turn dreams into wishes. 
Conclusion: Mickey Mouse v Freddy Krueger

Nightmare Remake: I loved it!

So this weekend was my second Christmas. The newest Nightmare On Elm Street movie was released. Check out my previous posting on Nightmare to get my review of the series as a whole. Also, check out the great trailer for the newest Nightmare movie before reading the rest of the blog:



As I’ve previously mentioned, I’ve been watching this series for nearly 20 years. I love it (except the second movie). So I was more than excited to find out that a remake was in the offing. Actually I was a little upset that the reboot wasn’t going to include Robert Englund (who played Freddy in all 8 previous films and the TV series). But, I understood that Englund is just too old to play this roll; and it really wouldn’t be a proper reboot if he was involved as Freddy (though I think he could have made a cameo at some point, I think during the opening sequence when Dean was following the waitress, Englund could have been a cook or something).

But here’s a quick reminder of the plot of this movie. There are spoilers in the review. A child molester, killed by a mob of parents, has returned from the dead to haunt the dreams of the children he molested. The teens quickly discover that if something happens to you in your dreams, they happen to you in real life. So if one dies in a dream, they die in real life.

This movie has a small body count, much smaller than the Friday remake released last year. But that is common for a Freddy movie, where Freddy usually only gets 3 – 6 good kills in. This movie was no exception. Freddy claimed three teens within the time line, one teen via a web cam and Nancy’s mother (and possibly a dog).

A more detailed look at the plot and some of my comments on it are below:

Dean (a new character) opens the film obviously portraying someone who has not slept in several nights. He dreams and is attacked by Freddy, but wakes up to find himself in the Springwood Dinner (nice nod to Alice’s and Deb’s place of work in Nightmare 4), where Nancy works. Kristina talks to him and when he’s left alone, he falls asleep again, but this time Freddy kills him, by forcing him to jab a knife into his own throat and slice across it.

It seems that Freddy is very strong at this point, having the victims sleep walking that mimics the happenings of the dream (canonical based on Nightmare 3).

Kristina (based on Tina) is the next up to be haunted. After witnessing Dean’s supposed suicide, she talks to Nancy and Jesse at the funeral where she discovers that she and Dean knew each other before high school. When she approached her mom about this, the mom suspiciously tells her to get ready for dinner. She digs into her past and discovers she and Dean knew each other in Pre-K. She begins to show the signs of sleeplessness and falls asleep at school and wakes up screaming (harking back to when Nancy burns her arm in a dream to wake up in Nightmare 1, and when Alice witnesses Sheila’s death in Nightmare 4). Left alone in the house, Jesse joins Kris and they discover they are having the same nightmares! Kris and Freddy fight in her dream and she is killed just like Tina in Nightmare 1, where her body is flung around the room while the boyfriend tries to stop it. Then the boyfriend runs away, afraid he will be suspected of murder.

Jesse (based on Rod), is pursued next by Freddy, but not before he is able to inform Nancy of his dreaming. Jesse’s death seems like a one off, as it didn’t really seem to move the plot, nor did it reveal anything of Freddy’s background. However, Jesse’s death is the best in the movie, as Freddy just punches his gloved hand through Jesse’s chest. In the real world, Jesse has been arrested for the murder of Kris, and while in prison is going crazy in his cell. His cellmate is screaming when Jesse’s chest explodes.

One of the best lines in the movie occurs now, Freddy says something along the lines: “The brain still functions for seven minutes after the heart stops beating. We still have 6 minutes to play!” This reminded me of Englund’s Freddy and his one off lines! I loved it.

Here’s the slow part of the movie (as there really isn’t anymore deaths), where Nancy and Quentin (based on Glen) try to figure out what the fuck is going on! They discover that their parents had helped repress the memories of the child molester, Freddy, who molested them in Pre-K. Nancy also discovers that all of the children in her class have been killed (many ‘unexpectedly in their sleep’); and she gets to watch this vlog of one person who has a waking nap (the brain goes into sleep mode due to deprivation) and is killed on the vlog by crashing his head against the computer screen.

While Nancy is doing this research, Quentin is almost drowned as he has a waking nap while swimming (reminding me of Nightmare 5, when Yvonne does something similar when swimming). This time, though, instead of haunting Quentin, Freddy shows him how he was killed, burned to death by the mob of angry parents (it was Quentin’s dad that actually threw the cocktail into the boiler room).

Nancy and Quentin leave to find the Nursery School, and discover that the molestation story was true! By this point, Nancy has discovered she might be able to pull Freddy out of the dream, so she falls asleep on Freddy’s old mattress (Quentin too falls asleep, although he was supposed to stay awake and wake her up – just like Glen in the middle of Nightmare 1). Nancy can’t be woken, because her brain has completely shut down from lack of sleep. And he find out that Nancy was Freddy’s favorite child to molest! Quentin, wounded from a fight with Freddy, takes the steroids he stole the hospital and jabs it into Nancy’s sternum. She wakes up and pulls Freddy into the real world with her. Quentin and Nancy fight Freddy and they defeat him. Nancy burns the place around his dead body. And they are both taken to the hospital.

Back at home, Nancy and her mother discuss the events in the hall and just as Nancy thanks her mom for trying to protect her, and Nancy’s mom is about to say that it is all over. Freddy pulls the mother through the mirror, almost instantly killing her (much like Nightmare 1 where in the supposed happy ending. Nancy leaves to meet her friends in the car, when suddenly Freddy pulls the mother through the front door window).

What worked?

• I loved that the music from the original series was used. It really added to the fact that this was a Nightmare movie.
  
• Properly explaining the molestation, by having the teens that are haunted be the children Freddy molested!
  
• The creepy Freddy (as much as I love the “campyness” of the later films, Wes was right in Nightmare 7, when he talked about how silly Freddy had become). This also made Freddy more realistic and easier to hate.
  
• Not introducing Hypnocile as a drug to stop you from dreaming, but just using ADD meds to keep Quentin awake.
• Nancy and a bad ass artist. I like that she wasn't as innocent in this movie (but I wish she had gained a gray streak in her hair like in Nightmare 1).

What didn’t work?

• The internal time line. The class picture clearly says that the kids were in Pre-K in the ’94-’95 school year. Which would make them at least 20 in the year 2010! Not in high school! (This discrepancy was made more apparent by the fact that the actors are much older than high school aged students: Dean is 25, Kristina is 24, Jesse is 22, Quentin is 23 and Nancy is 25)
  
• Internal plot point: Kris sets the alarm in her house on the night she is killed, but then opens the window to let Jesse in. And then later, when he runs out of the front door, the alarm is activated.
  
• Internal plot point: Based on Nightmare 5, we know that animals are also part of the “if it happens in a dream, it happens in real life,” but does this include when Kris dreams that the dog is killed, was the dog dreaming at the time too? Was he killed in real life?
  
• Fanboy gripe: The dog was called Ruffus. I think he should have been called Jason, as a throwback to Knicade’s dog in Nightmare 5 (who looked a lot like the dog playing Ruffus).

I can’t wait to watch this movie hundreds of more times. Now the only dilemma facing me, is should I buy the movie in DVD or BlueRay?

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Nightmare on Elm Street

dddI don't hide that the Nightmare On Elm Street Franchise is my favorite horror movie series. So, as I've spent this weekend catching up on my old favorites, I've decided to rate them for your pleasure...
So here it is, in my favorite order (although I always watch from 1 to 8, this is my favorites).

Starting at the Bottom of the List at Number 8!

8. A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge. Let's first start with what I thought of this movie as a child. I LOVED IT! It has not so subtle homo-erotic undertones as Jesse comes to terms with his inability to please his parents and his girlfriend so he goes running to his only male friend to tell the truth about the demon within him!

How did this movie drop spots to be at the bottom of the list many years later? Well when I was 7 (yes, I've been watching R rated horror movies since 7), I didn't care about the meta-story of the franchise. But in my more sophisticated tastes of adult hood, I need my sequels to be just one chapter of the whole story.

Although Jesse moves into Nancy's house and uses her diaries to help understand what is happening, this story is unconnected to any other movie. It also broke a lot of the rules. Jesse wasn't a child of someone who killed Freddy, so why haunt him? How did Jesse turn into Freddy in the real world? Why kill the coach and all those random people at the pool party?  What is Freddy even doing at a pool party anyway?

Oh, and of course, how can I forget the staggering body count of 2 major characters (and about a dozen pool party guests that I couldn't care less about).

7. A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child had a cool concept, but bad follow through. What gives it the leg up over Freddy's Revenge is that it is directly connected to the previous movie and added more to the mytho's of Freddy's beginnings, by correlating Alice's pregnancy to that of Sister Amanda Kruger's (Freddy's mom) - who was locked in an Insane Aslyum over a holiday weekend and raped hundreds of times.

Alice and Dan, after surviving the events of Dream Master, make a new group of friends and apparently a baby. For the plot of Dream Child revolves around Freddy trying to take control of Jacob's (Alice and Dan's child) dreams and turn him against his mother. After being held at bay for a few years by Alice (the Guardian of the good dream gate), Freddy has discovered that she can control her own dreams but not her unborn child's!

A plus for this movie is that all the returning characters were played by the same actors from Dream Master.

What keeps this movie from the higher spots? Well Jacob is annoying! I honestly just can't stand the child playing him. And if I were an 18 year old high school graduate, pregnant with a child that an evil dream monster was trying to turn against me so the monster could kill again... do you know how fast I would have a abortion?

And again, a low body count. 3! (Although the deaths are more elaborate!) Aren't sequels supposed to have more deaths that then original.

6. Freddy vs. Jason, I hesitate to include this in the list because it is technically not part of the Nightmare franchise, nor the Friday franchise but a bastardization of both. But I did include it because it does have my favorite horror villain, Freddy.

Except for disregarding the fact that Freddy's Dead is supposed to be the end of the series, FvJ does a good job adding to the mytho's and being directly connected to the previous movies. Hypnosill and all! But this movie lacked a certain "Nightmare" aspect and felt much more like a random slasher flick like Friday where you almost didn't care for any of the characters and just wanted to see Freddy kill Jason (or the other way if you are a Jason fan).

This movie did fail though in offering a reasonable explanation for what happened to Alice (Dream Child) or Maggie (Freddy's Dead). Actually it didn't offer any explanation.

Now it did have a high body count (I can't remember how many though, but I think it's one of the highest for a Nightmare movie, but pretty average for a Friday movie.

5. Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (A Nightmare on Elm Street 6) is when the list starts a more positive spin. This movie jumps to "10 years from now" and the town of Springwood has quite literally gone insane because of the homicides committed by Freddy. There are no children at all.

Well, when a boy is returned to a boarding house with no memory except a need to go to Springwood he brings along 3 teens and a psycologist (who just happens to be Freddy's long lost daughter - I know a bit cheesy, but Fred Kruger was a man before becoming a monster). More elaborate deaths but a small number (if I recall correctly only 3 - which seems to be the magic number for a Nightmare movie).

Here though are the four biggest problems with the movie.
1. Some of it takes place in 3D and it's not enjoyable for me.
2. Maggie (not a Gate Keeper) is able to manipulate her dreams (this was something that was unique for Alice).
3. They recycled the finale from Nightmare 1, by bringing Freddy into the real world to kill him.
4. It is never explained what happens to Alice and Jacob from Dream Child. I personally like to think that the John Doe in this story is Jacob and that his mother (Alice) died right before the events of this movie in her constant pursuit to keep Freddy at bay.

4. A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: Dream Master picks up right where Dream Warriors left off. Kristin believes that Freddy is returning, and instead of believing her, the survivors from Dream Warriors are killed (this connection was a little more sloppy as the actress who played Kristin, the ingenue in Dream Warriors, didn't return for Dream Child, but the rest of the actors did.) Kristin retains the power to call people into her dreams and as a last ditch effort to once and for all trap Freddy in her dream (because she is the last of the children of the parents who killed him) she accidentally calls in Alice. Alice, who learns she is the guardian of the good gates of dreams (dream master), gains a special talent from each of Freddy's victims (starting with the ability to call people into her dreams from Kristin). This has a larger body count (3 survivors from Dream Warriors and 3 new characters = 6!)

Has everything a sequel needs: It continues the plot through from the previous movie onto the next movie; has a higher body count; doesn't change the mythos' but adds a new twist (dream powers being transferred to the Dream Master). The coolest part of the power transfer is how Kristin uses each power to transform from the meek girl at the first part of the movie into a power house that can believably take on Freddy!

3. Wes Craven's New Nightmare (Nightmare on Elm Street 7) is another film in the franchise that I'm hesitant to compare to the rest, but again my favorite serial killer is in it, so here goes.

Heather Langenkamp (Nancy Thompson in the meta-series) returns for a 2nd time (3rd movie), but this time she isn't playing Nancy, but herself. This whole movie takes place outside the reality of the movies and in our own reality, where Heather is an actress who played Nancy and has lunch with Wes Craven. But as Heather is leading her life some strange events start happening and her son is going insane over the course of the movie.

Freddy returns with a new look as fear itself. And Wes says it's chosen the form of Freddy because it is a familiar form! Throughout the movie, Heather and her son are haunted by Freddy until he forces Heather to return to Nancy so he can finally defeat her in their original battle.

What makes this movie stand out the most is, that although it completely disregards the previous movies, it adds a whole new depth to the series. There are also dozens of throw-backs to the previous movies.

Body count = 4 (3 credited to accidents and 1 out right slasher/Freddy style murder).

2.A Nightmare on Elm Street (1), marks the first appears of all my "friends" including Heather Langenkamp as Nancy and Jonny Depp as her boyfriend Glen.

Nancy and her friends are being haunted in their dreams by some nightmare villain. About half way through the story, Nancy finds out that Freddy was a child molester from several years ago that her parents (and a bunch of other parents) burned because he was found innocent (someone didn't sign the arrest warrant in the right place). So to enact his revenge he haunts their children's dreams; and if you die in a dream, you die in real life.

How scary this movie must have been? I've seen it too much to be frightened by it now, but at age 7 I was scared shitless. Freddy was a silent killer in this movie (no one liners about death like in the sequels) which made his even more scary. And although the effects were simplistic, they really got their point across.

Death count is 3 teens and 1 adult = 4! Much fewer than any of the Friday films of the time, but because of dream aspect of these killing, it made it all the more frightening.

And number 1!

1. A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors is closely linked plot wise to Nightmare 1. This story picks up 6 years after the first and marks the return of Nancy. She's now a dream psychologist and wants to help a bunch of teens survive their nightmares, despite being locked away at Westin Hills Mental Institute. With the help of a fellow psychologist, Nancy and the teens try their best to take down Freddy. Kristin (who returns for Dream Child) begins to learn how to use her dream power of pulling people into her dreams. And the other teens also begin to realize that in their dreams, they do have some control. But all this is for naught as they are ill prepared to use it.

How could I possibly pick a sequel as the best? Well, it was just the one I had the most exposure to as a child (again I was 7) and the idea that these teens could finally fight back in their dreams seemed to offer me a little hope (although their efforts were futile). This movie also adds to the mythos of the meta-story and directly connects to Nightmare 1 and Dream Warrior. Also this movie has a higher body count (6 - - 4 teens, Nancy's Father and Nancy!) What more could you want in a movie? BTW this is actually my favorite movie of all time and I LOVE watching it!

That's it, that's the list of the