Epic Battle of Epicness: Round 1: Metropolis: Ron Weasley v. Scooby Doo

Name: Ron Weasley A.K.A.: - Hometown: The Burrow Known For: Being Ginger Strength: Being a strong friend, killer chess skills Weakness: Snogging with skanky girls Wins: -

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Name: Scooby Doo A.K.A.: - Hometown: Coolsville Known For: Solving mysteries Strength: Great friend Weakness: Always hungry and scared Wins: -

Ron is an awesome character, he is very real: lazy, horny, funny. He wins a chess game against Dame Maggie Smith's best game. He helps save the world from the worst wizard in history. And despite his poor upbringing, he doesn't let it get him down (mostly) and becomes the every man hero. Scooby on the other hand, eats a lot and runs away from men pretending to be ghosts. But who didn't want to be Shaggy with a talking dog side kick (well actually I wanted to be Velma, but that's another story). Scooby blunders his way through every mystery, as does Ron. This round of Epicness goes to Scooby, because he and Ron are very similar, but is a talking dog.
Conclusion: Ron Weasley v Scooby Doo