Monday, August 12, 2013

Epic Battle of Epicness: Round 1: Metropolis: Frankenstein's Monster v Robin the Boy Wonder

Name: Frankenstein's Monster
A.K.A.: -
Hometown: Geneva
Known For: Walking with little flexibility
Strength: Compasion
Weakness: Misunderstood
Wins: - 


Name: Robin, the Boy Wonder
A.K.A.: Burt Ward
Hometown: Gotham City
Known For: Punching his fist into his other hand and saying "Holy BLANK Batman."
Strength: Looking good in tights
Weakness: No really super powers, but fights villains
Wins: - 

The boy wonder has a lot of camp and desire. He can "pow" and "bam" his way through many a fight, but usually finds himself tied up to something and needs to be saved by Batman. But his quest for rhyming words would help him win any poetry slams against his grumbling foe. Frankenstein's Monster was built from the parts of the dead and has very little smarts (at least the Universal - and most well known - version). As Frankenstein lumbers towards Robin, the boy wonder would try to fight but be quickly thrown off. As much as I love Robin, this round of Epicness has to go to the horror icon, Frankenstein's Monster.

Conclusion: Frankenstein's Monster v Robin

Sunday, August 4, 2013

Epic Battle of Epicness: Round 1: Magic Kingdom: Rainbow Brite v Spider Man

Name: Rainbow Brite
A.K.A.: -
Hometown: Rainbow Land
Known For: Adding color to a dull world
Strength: Never giving up when she really believes
Weakness: Needs Star Sprinkles for magic to work
Wins: - 


Name: Spider Man
A.K.A.: Peter Parker
Hometown: Queens, New York
Known For: Protecting the innocent while messing up royally
Strength: Spider sense and web slinging
Weakness: Very afraid of revealing his regular
                                               Wins: - 

Sugar and spice and everything nice before there were the Power Puff Girls, Rainbow Brite was made of all the adorable qualities that little girls love. She never gives up on her cute friends and she loves adding color to a colorless world. She has the help of her rainbow friends to make all of her dreams come true. Peter Parker dreams of Mary Jane, his on-again-off-again girlfriend/wife, but most of the time he can't be with her, due to his web slinging and constant battle with keeping his mask on. His distractibility during a fight would make Rainbow Brite a prime candidate for winning this battle, but she is too nice and since he isn't usually pulling color out of the world, she wouldn't see him as a threat. Spider Man on the other hand, usually finds himself in a battle that he would sling her up and run away before asking any questions. And Spidey lives to fight another day.

Conclusion: Rainbow Brite Spiderman