Monday, August 12, 2013

Epic Battle of Epicness: Round 1: Metropolis: Frankenstein's Monster v Robin the Boy Wonder

Name: Frankenstein's Monster
A.K.A.: -
Hometown: Geneva
Known For: Walking with little flexibility
Strength: Compasion
Weakness: Misunderstood
Wins: - 


Name: Robin, the Boy Wonder
A.K.A.: Burt Ward
Hometown: Gotham City
Known For: Punching his fist into his other hand and saying "Holy BLANK Batman."
Strength: Looking good in tights
Weakness: No really super powers, but fights villains
Wins: - 

The boy wonder has a lot of camp and desire. He can "pow" and "bam" his way through many a fight, but usually finds himself tied up to something and needs to be saved by Batman. But his quest for rhyming words would help him win any poetry slams against his grumbling foe. Frankenstein's Monster was built from the parts of the dead and has very little smarts (at least the Universal - and most well known - version). As Frankenstein lumbers towards Robin, the boy wonder would try to fight but be quickly thrown off. As much as I love Robin, this round of Epicness has to go to the horror icon, Frankenstein's Monster.

Conclusion: Frankenstein's Monster v Robin

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