Sunday, August 4, 2013

Epic Battle of Epicness: Round 1: Magic Kingdom: Rainbow Brite v Spider Man

Name: Rainbow Brite
A.K.A.: -
Hometown: Rainbow Land
Known For: Adding color to a dull world
Strength: Never giving up when she really believes
Weakness: Needs Star Sprinkles for magic to work
Wins: - 


Name: Spider Man
A.K.A.: Peter Parker
Hometown: Queens, New York
Known For: Protecting the innocent while messing up royally
Strength: Spider sense and web slinging
Weakness: Very afraid of revealing his regular
                                               Wins: - 

Sugar and spice and everything nice before there were the Power Puff Girls, Rainbow Brite was made of all the adorable qualities that little girls love. She never gives up on her cute friends and she loves adding color to a colorless world. She has the help of her rainbow friends to make all of her dreams come true. Peter Parker dreams of Mary Jane, his on-again-off-again girlfriend/wife, but most of the time he can't be with her, due to his web slinging and constant battle with keeping his mask on. His distractibility during a fight would make Rainbow Brite a prime candidate for winning this battle, but she is too nice and since he isn't usually pulling color out of the world, she wouldn't see him as a threat. Spider Man on the other hand, usually finds himself in a battle that he would sling her up and run away before asking any questions. And Spidey lives to fight another day.

Conclusion: Rainbow Brite Spiderman

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