Monday, October 14, 2013

Epic Battle of Epicness: Round 1: Bayside: Kimberly Hart v Ash Ketchum

Name: Kimberly Hart
A.K.A.:  Pink Ranger
Hometown: Angel Grove, CA
Known For: Kicking ass in pink spandex
Strength: Gymnastic and never-give-up attitude
Weakness: bad 90's clothes
Wins: - 


Name: Ash Ketchum
A.K.A.: Pokemon Master
Hometown: Pallet Town
Known For: Wanting to be the very best
Strength: Never aging
Weakness: Doesn't know when to give up
Wins: - 

Kimberly rocks out with her cock out - er -- well, you know what I mean. Kimberly oozes sexuality without beating you over the head with it. Tag along her kick ass fighting skills and you have one young boy's favorite fantasy (well I wanted to be her). Ash has the best job in the world. He gets to live out my favorite video game and never grow old. This one has turned into which franchise do I like more. And the staying power of Power Rangers is more apparent in my apartment. This one goes to Kim. 

Conclusion: Kimberly Hart v Ash Ketchum

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