Sunday, August 10, 2014

Epic Battle of Epicness: Round 1: Bayside: Zack Morris v. Peter Pan

Name: Zack Morris
A.K.A.: -
Hometown: Bayside
Known For: Being a hunky teenage heart-throb
Strength: Scheming money out of his friends.
Weakness: The ladies
Wins: - 


Name: Peter Pan
A.K.A.: -
Hometown: Never Never Land
Known For: Not growing up
Strength: Fearless
Weakness: Impulsive
Wins: - 

Zack Morris connives his way out of ever single problem he puts himself into. He is mean to his friends, and is a womanizing playboy. Peter Pan has a complex named after him, he willingly throws himself into unneeded battles, and does a horrible job at "mothering" his lost boys. Not a lot of good seems to come from either of these boys, but when push comes to shove, Zack is going to win because what girl (or gay boy) of the 90's didn't want their own Zack Morris.
Conclusion: Zack Morris v Peter Pan

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