Sunday, August 10, 2014

Epic Battle of Epicness: Round 1: Metropolis: Kermit the Frog v. Fa Mulan

Name: Kermit the Frog
A.K.A.: -
Hometown: Hollywood
Known For: Being green
Strength: Very friendly
Weakness: Short temper
Wins: - 


Name: Fa Mulan
A.K.A.: Ping
Hometown: China
Known For: Cross dressing
Strength: Caring for her family
Weakness: Doesn't look like a boy
Wins: - 

Kermit is the lovable frog that has had an on-again-off-again relationship with a pig for several decades. He is the glue that holds the Muppets together, but sometimes throws temper tantrums. And like Mulan he has a good singing voice. Mulan saved her country (and her father) by masquerading as a man to fight in the army. And even after she is found out and dishonored, she still defends the Emperor. Mulan is very brave and even gets the guy in the end. She wins.  

Conclusion: Kermit the Frog v Fa Mulan

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