Sunday, August 3, 2014

Epic Battle of Epicness: Round 1: Hogwarts: Mary Poppins v. Santa Claus

Name: Mary Poppins
A.K.A.: -
Hometown: Cloud above London
Known For: Inventing words
Strength: Changing people's lives
Weakness: Getting emotionally attached
Wins: - 


Name: Santa Claus
A.K.A.: St. Nick, Papa Noel, etc.
Hometown: North Pole
Known For: Giving children presents
Strength:  Magical travel
Weakness: Never actually told a kid he was naughty
Wins: - 

This is another tough round. Both of these characters love and care for/about children, but only one can move onto round two. Mary has strange magic that seems only limited by her imagination, she scolds bad children, and has a nifty song to move the job along. Santa has years of experience, hundreds of holiday specials, songs for everything he does, and gives freaking iPods! Santa is way more epic than Mary (come back when you have your own holiday).

Conclusion: Mary Poppins v. Santa Claus

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